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Yeah, like the song says, "The devil is a loser and he's my bitch!" Yeah! F*ck the King of darkness, F*ck the harbinger of destruction, F*ck the dealer of souls, false promises and lies, F*ck SATAN!

You might be going, "hey, I thought you didn't like religion... where's this coming from?"

To tell you honestly, yeah, I don't like religion and apparently, as God is the culmination of all things good that man desires, Satan or the devil is the culmination of all things evil that man posesses. Basically... to me, he exists and is as relevant as God is. So what, I curse him and what's he gonna do about it? Come up from hell to drag me down there? I'd like to see him try. Likewise, a couple eternities in hell will seem cool eventually. C'mon, personifying Satan is just like personifying God, ergo humanizing him, giving him limits. Satan should be restricted to ideas and abstract concepts thus it becomes greater and makes more sense... just like that novel or anime you're planning to write and create, everything is just soooo cool in your head but the moment you pen it down... it loses its awesome for some reason.

Likewise, the devil is really our b*tch same way god is. The "powers" he supposedly has are just given to him, by none other than us! Notice how his influence, description and characteristics change depending on culture, person and situation. The song "Devil went down to Georgia" describes an ultimately skilled devil who conns suckers into giving them his soul same with Tenacios D's Belzebozz who is a sex crazed red demon who planned on taking KG down to hell to making him his sex toy. Mel Gibson's depiction of the devil came in the form of an androginous figure who looms around and blends in with mankind spreading evil. Martin Scorceze's Satan came in the form of an angel who takes Jesus down from the cross in his Last Temptation of Christ. Genesis has the devil as a snake who tricks Eve to getting smart (no wonder she was tricked). Mythology has it that the devil is an angel who rebelled against god and banished for all eternity. Whatever the form of satan, it doesn't matter. We all know that isn't true. Nobody can play for your soul and I'm sure you know not to bet it... ever. But still, if Satan could take your soul without your consent, why the trickery? Usually the challenges are because of a code for devils... devil plays by the rules? WTF!?

Just remember, the next time somebody issues a warning that if you don't do something you don't want to do, you might end up in hell, flip him the middle finger, sock him a couple times in the head and tell him, "Hell is my territory, the devil is MY B*tch!" then slap him and walk away with all his money and credit cards. XD Just kidding about the physical abuse, don't hurt anyone, seriously, don't.

THE DEVIL IS A LOSER AND HE'S MY BITCH! THAT'S RIGHT, MY BITCH!